Just call me Sherlock Holmes. I’ve got a case of the who done it on my hands, and I resolve to get to the bottom of it! Someone attempted to play a heartless trick on me. This trick could have been absolutely tragic, but I am simply too bright for the menace. What is this trick, this trick that is wicked enough to earn a post on my blog, you ask? Someone tried to kill me. They tried to get me to crash my car. I must get to the bottom of this and find out why they want me dead. Or severely injured. Or, at the very least, why they want to hurt my car. Now, I bet you are all wondering how they intended on doing this. What was their evil, conniving plan? You see, they tried to scare me… to death. Literally. And had it work according to their plans, it would have.
Please see exhibit A:
Yes, that is a lizard on my windshield. I spotted the little creature as I walked towards my car this morning. I am offering cash rewards for any tips you may have that will lead me to the discover of the culprit. I will not rest until this is settled.
*Note: please disregard how completely filthy my car looks. I swear I just washed it, but I it parked under a tree so there is some cotton puffs and blossom buds that have fallen on my car. They are gone now. Also, when the wind blows, dirt accumulates on my nice Flint Mica paint. It is what it is.