I just got one of those dumb zodiac email forwards. For being dumb, they always seem to be fairly accurate. I have three theories for this: 1. They make them general enough that they can apply to lots of people. 2. They list qualities that you would like to have, so of course you accept them as descriptions of yourself. 3. You read these things over and over, and the more you read them, the more you become them.
There you have it. My deep and scientific theories.
Now, here’s me.
GEMINI – The Chatterbox (May 21 – June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themself. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Beautiful physically and mentally. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
Aside from being argumentative and outspoken, it’s pretty close, don’t you think? I especially enjoy the beautiful physically and mentally part. Who wouldn’t want to claim that?
For the record, I didn’t forward it. Looks like I’ve got a few years of bad luck coming my way. Crap.