Please stop suggesting L. N. as a “Person I May Know.” Yes, I know him. No, I do not wish to be internet friends with him. I know I am internet friends with some pretty random people… Ex-boyfriends, people I never talked to at Dear Old Davis High School, someone in my ward I said “Hi” to once, a couple people I’m not even sure I know. But this boy… this boy will walk around the perimeter of a room to avoid my general vicinity when the most logical course to his seat is in my direct path. This boy passed judgments on me for reasons I don’t think I will ever understand. Once upon a time he was the apple of my eye. But no more… ohhh sooo nooo more. We were young. He went off to valiantly serve the Lord (which he did) and upon his return I was no longer good enough. I was a rebel, a hellion, a sinner. What does he know? Nothing, when it comes to me anyway. What did I do to make him feel this way? Your guess is as good as mine. I’m over it now. So please Facebook, please, I don’t want to see his name on my home page any more. I would appreciate it if you didn’t insist we be internet friends. Can you take care of that for me?
I look forward to your prompt response to this matter.
Cyber love always,