I told you I had more Asian wonders to soon grace my blog, but I simply haven’t had time to post them yet. I’ll let you in on a little secret… lean in close to your computer (or phone) as you’re reading this cause I’m whisper-typing so you need to whisper-read… Ready? Here goes: probably 87% of my blogs posts are written while I’m at work. There, I said it! Now that I’ve got that out in the open, do you know what happens when you leave work for nearly three weeks? I’ll tell you, you come back to 224 unread emails. I whittled that down to 198 on Friday. I don’t work this job on Monday’s so when I opened up my email this morning it was back up; 226. Boo! Anywho, while I was sifting through emails today I came upon a zodiac-horoscope-fortune-teller-something-or-other email forward. I liked what it had to say. I’ve posted something like this before, and I’m gonna do it again.
GEMINI – Irresistible
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listener. Very Good in the you know where… Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
I’ll take it. And I’ll risk the 9 years of bad luck cause I didn’t forward it.