I’ve had some wonderful experiences the past seven days… Some firsts, even. There are so many cool moments to choose from, but I’ve narrowed them down to my top three:
3. Getting second-hand-high at the Modest Mouse show. Like whoa, kids.
2. Calling a sex line while at work. My ears were assaulted. You gotta watch out for that 1-800/1-888 ish.
1. Passing my first ever field sobriety test. With flying colors. On Main Street in my hometown. I even blew a .000 on the breathalyzer. Go me!
My momma would be so proud.